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Ja Rule’s Lame New Workout Video. Splurging Pubescents All Across America

Ja Rule’s music is not very good. There I said it. All you 13 yo pubescent boys should stop listening to his lame lyrics immediately (pretty sure that’s his only fan base–if you are a fan please let me know). Listen to his new jam if u can bear through his chest and back flexing. This pop hop video looks more like a workout video and a showcase for Ja Rules body. I give him props that he bulked up (though he obvsiously did it b/c he is a little pussy) and that he somehow tricked Ashley Joi into doing the video, but his beats are still lame. “Your Body”? Can you try to rap or are you just gonna repeat a lame ass phrase over and over. Oh thats right, you cant rap. I know choir boys that could spit better than you. White choir boys.

Ja Rule feat. Ashley Joi - Body

Its obvious that this stupid song is Ja Rule’s sub-conscious attempt to draw attention to His Body, but that would be too gay so he changed the lyrics to Your Body. Anyway, thank you Ja Rule. I now know that you are Chinese.

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One comment for “Ja Rule’s Lame New Workout Video. Splurging Pubescents All Across America”

  1. HIS BODY is the main reason I’d watch the video. You’re RIGHT ON-
    his lyrics always stunk but the fact remains this CHOCOLATE DUDE has it going on real good all over his body. On the count of three
    everyone say TASTE TEST! What
    gorgeous muscles.

    Posted by Thomas | January 21, 2008, 5:37 am

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